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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
aduckmurder
i love making funky little guys :)
the-haiku-bot
penandinkprincess

listen i know each actor brings their own spice to a role, but i just can’t take timothee chalamet’s wonka seriously 

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where is the madness behind his eyes??? the malice??? the complete disregard for the laws of mankind and decency???

penandinkprincess

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this man makes me fear that i’ll be shoved into a taffy machine at the slightest provocation 

as! he! should!

delishdessert

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I’m not gonna let this gem of a tag on this post go unnoticed.

the-haiku-bot

I’m not gonna let

this gem of a tag on this

post go unnoticed.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

tangledinink
ryderdire

AITA for not telling my son we know he’s queer. I 40s(m) and my wife 40s(f) have a 17 (m) son lately he’s been sneaking around and keeps almost starting to come out and then backing out or getting interrupted. It’s exhausting and I think we should just tell him we know but I’m not sure that’s the best course of action? I worry it might come off wrong.the worst part is his grades have been slipping and if he’s sneaking around with a boyfriend that might be what was causing it? I don’t care if he has a boyfriend I just want him to succeed.



EDIT: nvm he’s Spider-Man

noahthefunkpoet
piney-45

five comfort characters, five tags

(had to start a new thread, got too long)
thanks for tagging me @loulooser
ooh i like this okay
- nick nelson (osemanverse)
- aled last (osemanverse)
- peeta mellark (hunger games)
- linh song (keeper of the lost cities)
- xavier hawthorne (the inheritance games)

tagging @lyssified @mister3127 @raeny-nights-and-faery-lights @weirdo09 @charliethinks

driftwood-creature

thanks for the tag :D!!

(in no particular order)

  • castiel (supernatural)
  • adam milligan (supernatural)
  • tam farrell (the last dragon chronicles)
  • dave strider (homestuck)
  • rose lalonde (homestuck)

tags (no pressure!!): @vancrypt @s-ccaam-era-crepe @nintendont2502 @horrorwood @heirofnepeta

vancrypt

OOOO FUNNNN!! Ty for the tag 👍

  • Pinkie pie (my little pony)
  • Ice bear (we bare bears)
  • Sydney Sargent (camp here and there)
  • Cecil palmer (welcome to night vale)
  • Carlos the Scientist (welcome to night vale)

Tagging: @klavierpanda @tesco-brand-aromantics @bigcommunist @crabussy @jeddiehater @astrangelittlefool @januarymoth @gh0str3c0rd3r @reddstardust @localvoidcat @catboy-joyfriend @tiredmilkshake @driftwood-creature @randarollstenchbun @undead-dreams-of-overmorrow @eliias-bouchard

tiredmilkshake

ooOO funsies :>>

  • Sydney O. Sargent (camp here and there)
  • Taylor swift (dungeons and daddies)
  • Nico di Angelo (Percy jackson)
  • Apollo/ Lester Papadopoulos (the trials of apollo)
  • scary marlowe (?) (dungeons and daddies)

uhhh tags: @not-spiders @mcleavemealone​ @penguinwithafancytophat​ (and anyone who wants cause idk who to tag)

not-spiders

thanks for the tag :]

  • Rabbit (Steam Powered Giraffe)
  • the Jon (Steam Powered Giraffe)
  • Ricky Potts (Ride the Cyclone)
  • John Mischief (Abarat)
  • Linus Bertulis (Release)

tagging (no pressure tho!): @lessthanthree-bug @onemossygoblin @ace-of-rabbits @bugsoda @kandifangzzz

bugsoda

thanks spider!!

  1. Luz Noceda (Owl House)
  2. Reki Kyan (Sk8 the Infinity)
  3. Nimona (Nimona)
  4. Jonathan Sims (Magnus Archives)
  5. Finn the Human (Adventure Time)

tagging (np) @kratt09 @cosmik-debris-777 @dontforgetpluto @n4682 and any of my other moots who want to :]

kratt09

  1. peridot (steven universe) <- girl you are are off da shits 💥💥💥
  2. varian (tangled the series) <- fun story whe i was 9 I thought I had a crush on him but it was just. gender envy
  3. claudia (the dragon prince) <- I am watching her downward spiral like it's a car crash
  4. marcy wu (amphibia) <- I have shirt with her on it it's so slay
  5. morgan (the girl from the sea) <- THE SAPPHIC KOREAN ICON EVER 💥💯💪

uhmm uhhh waaaa @some-pers0n @halfasleep-mongoose @theevilicecreamsoda @thatonefan02 @dragoncarrion

some-pers0n

Oh thank you, Kratt!!

  1. Medic (Team Fortess 2) <- Absolute maniac and brings me nothing but unbridled joy
  2. Micheal Shelly/Distortion (The Magnus Archives) <- Sad boy turned gender jester of chaos. I love Fuckhands McMike
  3. Jinx (Arcane) <- Extremely well written and I would kill to see her happy and okay
  4. Licorice Cookie (Cookie Run) <- Silly entity that has an equally silly voice
  5. Sunny (OMORI) <- God why is he just like me

Tee hee, erm... @juniette13 @astronic-fr @fish-fins @floofery @likeafrieghttrain

fish-fins

Ooh.. thanks for the tag!!

  1. Macaque (Monkie Kid). I want to bite him.
  2. Peril (Wings of Fire) just like me fr
  3. Link (Breath of the Wild/Tears of the Kingdom specifically)
  4. Horse (Centaurworld)
  5. Linhardt (Three Houses)

@evilautismcrusades @technicalknockout @feezee223 (no pressure!! hope yall don't mind tags) (Idk who else to tag so free to just jump in if u want to)

evilautismcrusades

TEEHEE THAKN YOU...

1. Jevil (Deltarune)

2. V1 (Ultrakill)

3. Spamton (Deltarune)

4. Gabriel (Ultrakill)

5. Robin (Stranger Things)

@sarsammy @the-pipisroom @am-spamton i dont have many ppl here to tag LOL sorry if im bothering any of yall😭

the-pipisroom

omg no don’t worry about it!! i love tag games, thank you!!! C:

1. Spamton (Deltarune) (of course)

2. Mettaton (Undertale)

3. Temmie (Undertale)

4. Janja (The Lion Guard)

5. Sheldon (Splatoon)

tagging (only if you want to!!): @charrfie @kenziebluebun @spatterats @dinopepitah @randomalistic @a-kiwi-fruit-that-makes-ocs@aster269@wretchedraymond45

dinopepitah

First tag game here aaaa :D!!

Five comfort characters:

  1. Link (Skyward Sword)
  2. Spamton (Deltarune)
  3. Hiccup (How to train your Dragon)
  4. Porygon-z (Pokemon)
  5. Pin (BFB)

Hi um sorry if im bothering JDJDK heres a tag game if you want to do this,,, @zerguette @alienoutsiderxeno @qephyr @sugar-bunniezz

sugar-bunniezz

AWH dw I'm a huge fan of being included on these things, so here we go!

1. Jevil (Deltarune AND the first Jester I went "that's so me" to)

2. Kicker (OC)

3. Spamton (Deltarune, of course I'd add him ;)

4. Goofball (Braindump character by Max G.)

5. Darkstalker (WOF)


Tags if you want in huehue!: @rikkimaximum @downtownamnesia @less-depresso-more-espresso @emowithafather (I SEE YOU LURKING GET OUT HERE YOU)

less-depresso-more-espresso

1. Raphael (tmnt in general)

2. Casey (also tmnt in general I know stfu)

3. Quagsire (pokemon)

4. Frankie Stein (Monster High)

5. Chica (FNAF Security Breach)

And uhhhhhhhh @i-got-da-rubes @idiot-mushroom @teddy-beartv @cpunkhobie2 @lilpeachcakes

i-got-da-rubes

we have the same top two

  1. Raph general tmnt
  2. Casey general tmnt
  3. I have recently grown extremely attached to 2003 Mikey
  4. Cyra Noavek from Carve the Mark
  5. Pepperoni from IDW TMNT

ty for the taaag

@historianroo @shakerofthebutt9000 @noahthefunkpoet @moss-and-marimos @the fifth person changed their goddamn url. Percy im strangling you through your phone /aff

noahthefunkpoet

  • Rick from Rick and Morty
  • Bluey from Bluey
  • Jake from Adventure Time
  • Aziraphale from Good Omens
  • Daniel from Camp Camp

@blinday @wingl3ssthing @gaybabything @notebook-enthusiast @aynnhaii

gaybabything

  • Donnie from rottmnt
  • Blinky from Tales of Arcadia
  • Gobber from httyd
  • Mr. Lancer from Danny Phantom
  • Roger (The Janitor) from Little Nightmares

I do not know enough people on here to tag five people 😔 @blinday @aduckmurder @noahthefunkpoet